You never got back to me about your other STD checks. I assumed they were normal because you would have been legally required to notify me (and whomever you would have caught them from). I meant to ask about this sooner, but I completely forgot.
I have had sex with no one but you since december 09, was it? So I assume they are negative, but I have not actually heard yet. Please don't quote what you think teh law says at me.
Actually it should have been January 2009, but what difference does almost a whole year make? In another email he said it was theoretically possible that I could have had something before we met and infected him with it, which could explain why he would test positive for anything.
Fortunately I got myself checked and was fine. I wondered if he had cheated on me, but I realized that he's not the suave charmer that he thinks he is. And in his case, the only women he was ever able to schmooze into sleeping with him were obese. Chubby chaser.